Instagram Selfie Captions: 490+ Perfect Ideas for More Engagement

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    Looking for the PERFECT Instagram selfie caption?
    Well then you've come to the right place!
    Every Instagram photo needs a fabulous caption.
    Here are SASSY, FUNNY, COOL, WEIRD, SAVAGE AND AWESOME selfie captions I've compiled for you all in one place!
    Let's dive right in!
    THE PERFECT INSTAGRAM CAPTION FOR SELFIES
    1. Oh hey there.
    2. Whatever sprinkles your donuts.
    3. Somethin' beautiful.
    4. Alcohol you later
    5. Text me back or I’ll find you.
    6. I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.
    7. Don’t give up on your dreams. keep sleeping.
    8. I want you here.
    9. Didn’t they tell you I was savage?
    10. I am not lazy, I am just on save energy mode.
    11. Follow your heart, but take your brain with you.
    12. Yeah, you're lookin' at the truth
    13. Life isn’t perfect but your outfit can be
    14. Sellin' a dream
    15. Heaven's a heartbreak away
    16. Driving the edge of a knife
    17. Hard to resist, so touchable
    18. Too good to deny it
    19. Warm, wet and wild
    20. There must be something in the water
    21. Sippin' gin and juice
    22. Unforgettable
    23. Sun-kissed skin
    24. So hot
    25. Will melt your popsicle
    26. Now put your hands up
    27. But nothing comes close
    28. You'll be falling in love
    29. Reality called, so I hung up.
    30. Oh, it's been a hell of a ride
    31. When you take a selfie so good, you can’t believe it’s you.
    32. Some people just need high-five. In the face. With a chair!
    33. But first, let me take a selfie.
    34. Sure, I do marathons. On Netflix.
    35. There is no we in food.
    36. We go together like cupcakes and frosting.
    37. You can’t live a full life on an empty stomach.
    38. At least my pizza still loves me.
    39. Yea, dating is cool. But, have you ever had stuffed crust pizza?
    40. I’m nicer when I like my outfit.
    41. Glitter is always an option.
    42. Caring doesn’t really go with my outfit.
    43. People will stare. Make it worth their while.
    44. Too glam to give a damn.
    45. My fave part of this outfit is the invisible crown.
    46. Never let anyone treat you like you’re ordinary.
    47. Be yourself, there’s no one better.
    48. Make them stop and stare.
    49. She acts like summer and walks like rain.
    50. Life is better when you’re laughing.
    51. Be more of you, and less of them.
    52. Maybe she’s born with it…
    53. Salty BUT sweet.
    54. It’s not a phase mom, it’s who I am.
    55. Self-love is the best love.
    56. We were burnin' on the edge of somethin' beautiful
    57. A stiletto in a room full of flats.
    58. Smile big, laugh often.
    59. Some days you just have to create your own sunshine.
    60. Being happy never goes out of style.
    61. Crazy hair, don’t care.
    62. Morning coffee, because anything else is worthless.
    63. Coffee and confidence.
    64. Let me love you
    65. Fresh out of the shower, no makeup on.
    66. May your coffee be hot and your eyeliner even.
    67. Don’t allow your habitual behavior to dictate who you truly are.
    68. Life is better when you’re laughing.
    69. Always classy, never trashy, and a little bit sassy.
    70. Some things are better in dreams.
    71. Why so serious?
    72. The best mistake to never repeat is to never cry for the same problem twice.
    73. Cinderella never asked for a prince.
    74. People won’t always love you. They may love what you bring to the table and love what you may do for them, but that doesn’t mean they love you. Learn the difference, my friends.
    75. There’s a girl out there with love in her eyes and flowers in her hair.
    76. Even the most beautiful women will have at least some insecurity, whether they admit it or not.
    77. Insecurities can make even the smartest and most beautiful woman foolishly question herself despite how amazing she truly is.
    78. If you have eyes, look at me now!
    79. Show anyone and I’ll kill you.
    80. I’d rather laugh with the sinners.
    81. I’m everything you want but can’t have.
    82. It’s sexy time.
    83. Learn to appreciate the people who want to be in your life and stop stressing over people who don’t want to be in your life.
    84. Don’t hold your breath.
    85. It doesn’t matter what anyone else thinks of me because I know who I am, and I am damn proud of it.
    86. Life is like a box of chocolate; sometimes you just dig out the good center parts and leave all the undesirable rest to waste.
    87. Never love anyone who treats you like you’re ordinary.
    88. Sunday funday.
    89. People will judge you without knowing who you are, people will wish you bad things without knowing your story, but you don’t have to listen to them. They are not better than you.
    90. If you really love someone, you would not purposely do something to hurt that person.
    91. Start by changing your thoughts; finish by changing your life.
    92. Dime piece.
    93. They told me I couldn’t. That’s why I did.
    94. The way you speak to yourself matters the most.
    95. Some beautiful paths can't be discovered without getting lost.
    96. Every path has obstacles, but it is up to you to continue to smile and walk that path.
    97. Take a ride on my energy.
    98. You don’t have to jump high for people to like you, love you, want to be with you, and notice you. You just have to be yourself, and you will be accepted for who you are.
    99. You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
    100. Friday, my second favorite F word
    101. I didn’t choose the thug life, the thug life chose me.
    102. When I was Rome.. I did what the Romans did.
    103. I got back with my Ex…Box 360
    104. Lost in the world that doesn’t exist.
    105. Today I will be as useless as letter g in lasagna.
    106. You only drink diet soda? You must be so healthy.
    107. The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.
    108. The moment when she says you’re cute.
    109. If we could only turn back time…
    110. Morning Gram
    111. Mentally on the beach
    112. Some days start better than others
    113. All about the vibe
    114. Only a cupcake searching for a stud biscuit
    115. The wasted years, the wasted youth, the pretty lies and the ugly truth
    116. I am that clumsy person, always loving and never leaving
    117. Dear cupid, next time shoot us both
    118. Mellow vibes and everything nice.
    119. Why so serious?
    120. I woke up like this
    121. Getting my pose on!
    122. Be a more of you, less of them.
    123. Smile a little more, regret a little less.
    124. I hope Karma slaps you in the face…before I do it!
    125. I wish common sense was more common.
    126. It is not an attitude. It is the way I am.
    127. You are a limited Edition. Like me, just different.
    128. Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need an experts opinion.
    129. Rule #1: Never be number two!
    130. Be savage, not average
    131. I am sassy and I know it!
    132. Grow through what you go through.
    133. Self love is the best love.
    134. Why you chase when I am the catch.
    135. Escape the ordinary.
    136. Mon tre’sor.
    137. Sunshine on my head.
    138. Let it hurt and then let it go.
    139. Don’t be eye candy, be Soul Food.
    140. Salty BUT Sweet.
    141. Own who you are!
    142. FRI-NALLY!
    143. Choose Yourself
    144. Eyes are never Quiet
    145. Confidence Level: Selfie with no Filter.
    146. Saturdaze!
    147. I always bring my Slay game.
    148. Less Perfection, more Authenticity.
    149. Make them stop and Stare.
    150. Life Happens, Coffee Helps.
    151. Everything’s blurry but the feeling’s real
    152. Life is like photography, we develop from negatives!
    153. Thick thighs, thin patience.
    154. And it’s all fun and games until somebody falls in love
    155. Love me now cause forevers don’t last
    156. Things I used to trip on, I walk over now
    157. I like it better when my jeans are ripped up
    158. You can’t airbrush personality
    159. A little contour and confidence
    160. If I can’t wear my sneakers, I ain’t goin’
    161. Flexin’ my complexion
    162. Don’t play hard to get, play hard to forget
    163. I am too full of life, to be half loved
    164. Temptation isn’t sin
    165. Many have an image of me, few get the picture
    166. Clever as the devil and twice as pretty
    167. go wild for a while
    168. A happy soul is the best shield for a cruel world
    169. Escape the ordinary
    170. La vie est belle
    171. Darling your looks can kill
    172. Right back on my worst behavior
    173. Where are you moving? I said, Onto better things
    174. Eyes are never quiet
    175. So just forget about the world, we’re young tonight
    176. Never on schedule but always on time
    177. She acts like summer and walks like rain
    178. And I go crazy cause here isn’t where I wanna be
    179. Don’t be afraid of your shadow; it’s really just a constant reminder that there’s light all around you.
    180. Ideal Sunday feels
    181. Quiet the mind, and the soul will speak
    182. I hope you never lose your sense of wonder
    183. “You may say I’m a dreamer, but I’m not the only one.” – John Lennon
    184. “Anything is possible with sunshine and a little pink.” — Lilly Pulitzer
    185. “I adore pink; it’s very powerful. It makes you feel sweet and sexy.” — Alessandro Michele
    186. duckface.
    187. Classic.
    188. Not everyone likes us. But not everyone matters.
    189. Believe in your #selfie
    190. Be yourself, there’s no one better.
    191. Eyes are never quiet
    192. Create your own happiness.
    193. Flowers grow back even when they are stepped on.
    194. Good times and tan lines.
    195. Smile big, laugh often.
    196. Catch flights, not feelings.
    197. Life is better when you’re laughing.
    198. If I send you ugly selfies, our friendship is real.
    199. A selfie a day, keeps the doctor away!
    200. Self-love is the best love.
    201. It is selfie o’clock
    202. It is selfie-time somewhere!
    203. Crazy hair, don’t care.
    204. I did NOT wake up like this.
    205. Coffee and confidence and camera.
    206. Take a ride on my energy.
    207. When nothing goes right, go left.
    208. A cop pulled me over and told me “Papers”, so I said “Scissors, I win!” and drove off.
    209. Mom: Why is everything on the floor? Me: Gravity!
    210. Sure, I do marathons. On Netflix.
    211. I followed a diet but it didn’t follow me back, so I unfollowed it.
    212. When Jessica Biel becomes pregnant, I hope she names her child “Mo”.
    213. Dear sleep: thanks for trying, but you can’t beat surfing the net.
    214. I don’t think inside the box and I don’t think outside the box… I don’t even know where the box is.
    215. Do I run? Yes.. Out of time, patients and money.
    216. Lies I tell myself: Just one more cookie. Just one more movie. Just one more minute. Yet…I wouldn’t call them lies!
    217. I like hashtags, because they look like waffles.
    218. ETC. End of Thinking Capacity.
    219. I know the voices in my head aren’t real….. but sometimes their ideas are just absolutely awesome!
    220. I don’t need your approval to be me.
    221. Why chase you, when I am the catch!
    222. I am who I am, I am what I am, I do what I do and I ain’t never gonna do it any different. I don’t care who likes it and who doesn’t.
    223. Take me as I am, or watch me as I go.
    224. If I were you, I would adore me.
    225. Me? Weird?
    226. I am not perfect. I make mistakes. But when I say Sorry… I mean it!
    227. I am not trying to give an image of a fairy-tale, perfect, everything else, I am just being myself.
    228. I was both loved and hated for being upfront. But I was just being myself.
    229. I like being myself. Maybe just slimmer, with a fewer wrinkles.
    230. I take a lot of pride in being myself. I’m comfortable with who I am.
    231. Everyone said I could be Anything.. So I became Sexy!
    232. Throw sass around like confetti.
    233. I know I changed baby, that was the point.
    234. Sunshine mixed with a little hurricane.-captions for friends
    235. People will stare. Make it worth their while.
    236. She was a rainbow, but he was color blind.
    237. Life isn’t perfect but your outfit can be.
    238. Be you, do you, for you.
    239. Always classy never trashy and a little bit sassy.
    240. Kinda classy, kinda hood.
    241. I’m worth it. always was, and always will be.
    242. In a world full of trends, I want to remain a classic.
    243. Make difficulty look easy. Make impossible look cute.
    244. Home is where the bra isn’t.
    245. Be careful outside it’s raining shady bitches everywhere.
    246. There’s always a wild side to an innocent face,
    247. Never mistake my kindness for weakness.
    248. She was simple like quantum physics.
    249. If you were in my shoes, you’d fall the first step.
    250. I tried you didn’t. Have fun, I’m done.
    251. Bitch, please you’ve got more issues than vogue.
    252. Stay strong, the weekend is coming!
    253. You play Call of Duty? That’s cute.
    254. You’re doing it wrong.
    255. Don’t be like the rest of them, darling.
    256. Whatever you do in life, make sure it makes you happy.
    257. The question isn’t can you, it’s will you?
    258. What do you think of the view?
    259. I liked memes before they were on Instagram.
    260. That moment when you realize your childhood is over.
    261. Friday, my second favourite F word.
    262. I’ll never try to fit in. I was born to STAND OUT!
    263. Life goes on, with or without you.
    264. 5’2 my height but my attitude 6’1
    265. Don’t Study me. You won’t Graduate!
    266. If you’re honestly happy, fuck what people think.
    267. Being pissed off gets old. I’m just at a whole new ‘fuck it’ level.
    268. her attitude savage but her heart is gold.
    269. Own what’s yours, or else others will try to.
    270. Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness, bitch.
    271. You couldn’t handle me even if I came with instructions.
    272. Forgive, yes. Forget, never.
    273. There’s a hole in my heart where you use to be.
    274. I don’t need any part-time people in my life.
    275. Exhale the bullshit.
    276. I got it from my mama.
    277. Thick thighs and pretty eyes.
    278. Be a Warrior, not a Worrier.
    279. Go wild for a while.
    280. Rolling with the homies.
    281. When you are Downie, eat a brownie.
    282. All we have is NOW.
    283. We got that Friday feeling.
    284. Catch flights, not Feelings.
    285. Disappointed but not surprised.
    286. How I feel when there is no Coffee. DEPRESSO!
    287. 50% Savage. 50% Sweetness.
    288. You can’t do epic shit with basic people.
    289. I myself never feel that I’m sexy. If people call me cute, I am happier.
    290. It is not how much we have, but how much we enjoy, that makes happiness.
    291. The most important thing is to enjoy your life – to be happy – it’s all that matters.
    292. Life is not a problem to be solved, but a reality to be experienced.
    293. It had long since come to my attention that people of accomplishment rarely sat back and let things happen to them. They went out and happened to things.
    294. Love can be unselfish, in the sense of being benevolent and generous, without being selfless.
    295. When I feel a little down, I put on my favorite high heels and dance
    296. Women drivers rev my engine.
    297. Watch more sunsets than Netflix.
    298. Hey, I just met you, this is crazy.
    299. At least this balloon is attracted to me!
    300. I must destroy you with hugs and kisses
    301. Stop looking for happiness in the same place you just lost it.
    302. I woke up like this.
    303. I decide the vibe.
    304. If we could only turn back time…
    305. Keep smiling because life is a beautiful thing and there’s so much to smile about.
    306. No one is you. That’s your power!
    307. Got my coffee and donut.
    308. Escape the ordinary.
    309. Sweeter than honey.
    310. Proof that I can do selfies better than you
    311. When your mom lectures you about how you need to lose weight for an hour and you’re like ‘shit I don’t care I have got a skinny mirror to make me look good’!
    312. A friend will always make you Smile, especially when you don’t want to…
    313. Life is like a balloon..If you never let go, you will not know how high can you rise.
    314. Sometimes life can surprise you with a happy coincidence.
    315.  You can’t afford my Swag Bitch! #selfie
    316. Always classy, never trashy, and a little bit sassy.
    317. No guts, no Glory.
    318. Forever is composed of nows.
    319. Let the good times roll!
    320. Stay real or stay away from me.
    321. Accept yourself unless you are a serial killer.
    322. We serve drinks cheaper and colder than your EX.
    323. Best you ever had
    324. Let’s celebrate with a toast and get lost in tonight
    325. Twenty-four-hour champagne diet
    326. Live for today, plan for tomorrow, party tonight
    327. I’m here for a good time not a long time
    328. On my worst behavior
    329. My excuse is that I’m young
    330. You only live once
    331. I’m up right now and you suck right now
    332. I’m just saying you could do better
    333. Know yourself, know your worth
    334. Every time you see me I look like I hit the lotto twice
    335. Call me the referee because I be so official
    336. Last name ever, first name greatest
    337. Started from the bottom now we’re here
    338. Fresher than a pillow with a mint on it
    339. So baby raise a glass to mend all the broken hearts of all my wrecked up friends.
    340. Some girls won’t dance to the beat of the track.
    341. Stars in our eyes ‘cuz we’re having a good time.
    342. They say don’t try this at home…so I went to my friends home!
    343. Mom: Why is everything on the floor? Me: Gravity!
    344. Rule number 1: Never be a number two!
    345. I like hashtags, because they look like waffles.
    346. #waffles
    347. I like my coffee how I like myself: dark, bitter and way too hot for you!
    348. Be savage, not average.
    349. I hope Karma slaps you in the face…before I do it!
    350. A sassy day keeps the basics away.
    351. I do a thing called what I want.
    352. I wish common sense was more common
    353. “Are you free tomorrow” “No, I am expensive!”
    354. My room was clean. Then I had to decide what I should wear.
    355. “Go to hell!” “Oh honey…where do you think I come from?”
    356. Be the kind of girl that makes other girls step up their game.
    357. Well behaved women rarely make history.
    358. I need someone who sees the fire in my eyes and wants to play with it.
    359. I am not always a bitch…just kidding, go f*ck yourself!”
    360. Act like a lady, think like a boss
    361. Life isn’t perfect, but your outfit can be.
    362. There is no WE in fries.
    363. Half coffee, half human
    364. Kind people are my kinda people
    365. Waffles are just pancakes with abs
    366. You are the avocado to my toast
    367. Good food = Good mood
    368. When in doubt dance it out
    369. Rules are for fools
    370. Life is better when you are laughing
    371. Watch more sunsets than films
    372. No rain no flower
    373. You were my cup of tea but I drink champagne now
    374. Don't be upsetti eat more spaghetti
    375. This tequila tastes like i am not going to work tomorrow
    376. There is beauty in simplicity
    377. I think I’m allergic to mornings
    378. Ice cream is cheaper than therapy
    379. I fell in Love, his name is New York
    380. Add a little confetti to each day
    381. Red lips and wine sips
    382. Be happy, it drives people crazy.
    383. No one will ever be as entertained by us as us.
    384. Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions, chocolate understands – just like best friends!
    385. Another fine day ruined by responsibilities…
    386. I put the “Pro” in procrastinate.
    387. Today is one of those days that even my coffee needs a coffee.
    388. You never know what you have until you have cleaned your house.
    389. Fear is stupid. So are regrets.
    390. Create your own sunshine.
    391. Life is simple. It’s just not easy.
    392. Start somewhere.
    393. If you were looking for a sign, here it is.
    394. Better an oooops, than a what if.
    395. Life is too short for bad vibes.
    396. The world is changed by your example, not your opinion.
    397. We travel, some of us forever, to seek other places, other lives, other souls.
    398. Remember that happiness is a way of travel – not a destination.
    399. “Take my hand and we’ll make it – I swear”― Jon Bon Jovi
    400. I want to be your rhythm – Despacito
    401. “Every little thing is gonna be alright!” – Bob Marley
    402. “All you need is love.” ― John Lennon
    403. “I’m a survivor, I’m not gonna give up, I’m not gonna, stop I’m gonna work harder.” – Destiny’s Child “Survivor”
    404. “Work it, make it, do it, makes us: harder, better, faster, stronger” – Daft Punk “Harder, Better, Faster”
    405. I don’t know where I’m going, but I’m on my way.
    406. The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside.
    407. If there's an award for being lazy, I would send someone to pick it up for me.
    408. For me, math class is like watching a foreign movie without subtitles.
    409. Last name Ever, first name Greatest.
    410. Don’t worry, Beyonce.
    411. There is no angry way to say bubbles.
    412. I am a ninja. No you are not. Did you see me do that? Do what? Exactly
    413. How I feel when there is no Coffee? DEPRESSO.
    414. Life happens. Coffee helps.
    415. Be a Warrior not a Worrier.
    416. I’m a big fan of whiteboards. I find them quite re-markable.
    417. If you fall, I will be there. Signed: Floor.
    418. All we have is NOW.
    419. When you are downie, eat a brownie.
    420. You are one in a melon.
    421. Bad choices make good stories.
    422. There is beauty in simplicity.
    423. If there would be an award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me!
    424. If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off in the first place?
    425. The more you weight, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe, eat cake!
    426. A clever person solves a problem. A wise person avoids mistakes.
    427. How do I feel without coffee? Depresso!
    428. I don’t want to sleep like a baby. I want to sleep like my husband!
    429. I eat cake, because it is somebody’s birthday somewhere!
    430. I can’t clean my room because I get distracted by the cool stuff I find!
    431. I am standing outside. So if anyone asks, I am outstanding!
    432. You could not handle me. Even if I would come with instructions!
    433. With great power comes great electricity bills!
    434. People say nothing is impossible. But I do nothing every day!
    435. Wine is always the answer. What was the question again?
    436. People don’t notice whether it’s winter or summer when they’re happy.
    437. There is a million fish in the sea, but I am a mermaid.
    438. Make them stop and stare.
    439. Everyday is one step closer to summer.
    440. Girls just wanna have SUN.
    441. The beach is calling and I must go
    442. “Eat, tan, sleep, repeat.
    443. “Less mondays, more summer!”
    444. Watch more sunsets than Netflix.
    445. Don’t worry, Beach happy
    446. “Mindset is what separates the best from the rest.”
    447. “The best view comes after the hardest climb.”
    448. “Look into the mirror… that is your competition.”
    449. “Be the best version of you.”
    450. Direction is more important than speed
    451. “There’s no reason nowadays, to do shit you hate. NONE.” – Gary Vaynerchuk
    452. “I’m just always looking forwards. I spend very little time, looking backwards” – Gary Vaynerchuk
    453. “Stop whining, start hustling.” – Gary Vaynerchuk
    454. “A penguin cannot become a giraffe, so just be the best penguin you can be.” – Gary Vaynerchuk
    455. Don’t rush things. They will happen when they are supposed to
    456. Let things fall into place
    457. Your mental health should be a priority
    458. Anything that costs your peace is too expensive
    459. If they act like they can live without you, let them do it
    460. Good relationships don’t just happen. They take time, patience, and two people who truly want to be together
    461. Decide what is what you want. Write it down, make a plan, and work on it every single day.
    462. sometimes you have to unfollow people in real life
    463. When you can tell your story, and it doesn’t make you cry, you know you have healed – David Wolf
    464. Happiness look gorgeous on you
    465. Be who you needed when you were younger
    466. Physical attractions are common. A mental connection is rare
    467. Three months from you, you will be in a completely different space, mentally spiritually and financially.
    468. Love is about appreciation, not possession.
    469. Forget the past, but remember the lesson
    470. The most valuable gift you can receive is an honest friend
    471. Love is a verb, not a noun.
    472. Not all positive changes feel positive in the beginning
    473. You should tell people how important they are to you
    474. Good conversations with the right people are priceless
    475. The best revenge is no revenge. Move on. Be happy.
    476. Stay close to people who feel like sunlight.
    477. Wasted time is worse than wasted money.
    478. Give yourself some credit. You’ve come pretty far.
    479. Hang out with people who make you forget to look at your phone.
    480. Be the reason someone believes in the goodness in people.
    481. Never under estimate the power of good morning texts, apologies, and random compliments.
    482. It only takes a few seconds to hurt someone. But sometimes it takes year to repair that damage.
    483. Self-care is how you take your power back.
    484. You don’t gain anything from stressing
    485. You will never change someone. They have to change themselves.
    486. Integrity is doing the right thing, even when no one is watching.
    487. Do what scares you.
    488. Character is how you treat those who can do nothing for you.
    489. Live your life as an exclamation, not an explanation.
    490. Never discourage anyone who continually makes progress.
    491. A negative mind will never give you a positive life.
    492. Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success.
    493. Treat the janitor with the same respect as the CEO.
    494. Screw perfection.
😉 HOT TIP: Include emojis, tags, and hashtags in your captions to increase engagement.

Q&A

What is an Instagram Caption?

    Captions are added to images in Instagram to contextualize photos. They can include hashtags (#) and tags (@). Here are some examples @bloggerlaunch #instagramcaptions #instagramselfiecaptions.

👋 Hope this was super helpful.